🔥The Savage Auditor’s Notebook

For when “Noted” just isn’t enough. 😎📋

Let’s be real: audits get messy. But your notes? Never.
This dotted notebook is for the sharpest auditors in the game — the ones who know the clause, spot the gap, and always have a pen ready before anyone starts explaining “how they usually do it.” 🙄

Whether you’re logging findings, mapping out that glorious spaghetti process, or listing all the acronyms people made up in a meeting — this is your official space. Organized. Satisfying. Slightly petty. ✨

Bring it to audits, reviews, planning sessions, or anywhere you want to look competent and mildly dangerous (in a professional way). It's perfect for ISO auditors, EHS pros, and anyone who enjoys facts, dotted lines, and a little sarcasm. 😌

📝 Front cover:
“Yes, I’m taking notes. No, you’re not gonna like them!”

💀 Back cover:
“This notebook is more organized than your entire system.”

Use it during audits, management reviews, site walks, or while sipping coffee watching systems collapse in real time.

📦 Product Specs:

• ✅ Soft-touch cover
• 📏 Size:
   • US: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
   • EU: 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• 🌀 Metal wire-o binding
• 🔘 140 dotted pages
• 📦 Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• 📄 Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• 🌎 Sourced from the US & Sweden

💥 The Savage Auditor’s Notebook
Because someone has to take notes that actually matter.
And that someone… is you. 😏🖤